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:: this weeks joke ::

Q: What did the teddy bear say when they offered him dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed..

You've got a funny joke? Submit it to me, and I will be more then happy to post it up here. I will be sure to say it was submitted by you.

:: inside jokes ::


"Where's my project?...In the garbage."

"Everyone looks at guys when they go places, RIGHT JEREMY!?!"

"Miss. Salto, Miss. Salto, Miss. Salto Salto Salto!!"

"Can someone get my stick for me? Hello? HELLO?...FINE, I will get it myself!!"

"whats this crap put in the bsb...this is the bsb....oh"

"moooooooooooooove!!!"

"It's raining bad, honalulu, its raining bad, amen."

"Har ar ar ar."

"MACs are better...NO, PCs are better...No, MACs are better...NO, PCs are..."

"Just use the damn sponge!!"

"look that guy is pretty hot why is he coming over here?...omg it looks like steve...that is steve..HI steve(hehe)..what's so funny?"

"does she have a felin"

"i'm mad at chew"

"that's billy's gas"

"hi friend?"

"See, im going to get a beeper AND a cell phone, so this way, when people beep me, i can beep them back!!..uhh, shaun, why wouldnt they just call your cell phone?...SHUTUP!!"

"I've got to picture!..I mean pee!"

"Ouch, Snickers butt my toe!!"

"he-hum, eh-hum, heh-hum"

"Wanna Mint?"

"Hey Tuk Tuk..shut up sheryl..hey dini...shut up ledsak!!"

"Uh, oh, I think I heard lightning!!" - takes a while to get!!

"so what did you say..."Umm, heres your gum...?"..."

"uh, i will pick the tonsil knocking one"

"Join, the HOE train, HOE train, join hands its the HOE train."

"::scratch scratch::..."Whats all this white stuff? - that would be bird poop - oh...oh ewww!!"

"wanna here a bad pick-up line i just made up??...sure..."Are we in church, cause ive been prayin for yah!!"

"Is there any more??..yogurt??"

"IM DONE..gee i just had like a spoon full!!!"

"Thanks for being normal...WOOHOO, IM normal!!..::20 mins later::..you're way-erd!!...hey, i was told i was normal today..::next day::..guess what Josh told me...that your wierd??...no, he said i was normal thank you very much!!!"

"That felt like it hurt!"

"::girl touches boys knee:: Hey, I dont go that way!!"

"I'm a fairy, im a fairy!!...shaun, that means gayish...oh!!"

"Uh, sara, your CD Rom dosen't read CD's..you mean CD re-writtables..no, like any cds!!"

:: WE ARE THE BOO CREW ::

...more to come...



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